HUNTER'S WAIT!

Do not shoot Bambi, with your 30-06,using .30-caliber bullets, Federal’s Trophy Tipped bullets, and using yourLeapers Accushot -Swat Scope 8-32x56 30mm Scope;

Wait till they grow to this size,

Be careful out there, deer hunting is a furiouslydangerous sport. You could get crabs seating on a log, or poison oak. Or, worseyou could get drunk, and fall out of your, Big Game Booster Shooting Platform.And, most important, dress macho, and I suggest you wear total camouflage, fromhead to toe, so when you’re moving around in the bushes, other hunters will notbe distracted by the bright orange vest and hats. If you should see, manybottles of Bud Light, sitting in a cold creek, near the bank. Avoid it. It is atrap set by the deer, to attack you and spike you to death and beat the hellout of you with their cloven hoofs.

Myself, in the old days, I prefer hunting from a treewaiting for my prey. When the prey is under me, I jump on it and slit my prey’sthroat, with a Bowie Knife.

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Now,I use the ‘wasp knife’, which can deliver a ball ofcompressed gas capable of killing its victim at the press of a button. It injects a ball of compressed gas into its victim that instantly freezesinternal organs.But I still just wear the loin cloth.